All I'm saying here is that Child's Play, as an entity, murders children.
Transcript:
A Little Too Charitable
Panel 1 Mom: Time to go home, Jimmy. You're all better now!
Jimmy: But mom! I need to finish this level!
[Jimmy is playing a DS donated by Child's Play]
Mom: Come on now, you can't stay in the hospital forever.
Panel 2 Jimmy: Mom! I feel sick. I need to go back to the hospital
Mom: Now Jimmy, don't make up stories. You've got plenty of toys here at home.
Panel 3 [Jimmy is dead]
Comments
Hydros (IP: 89.34.58.208) 2010-09-12 12:44:38
FIRST.
Also I forgot the password to my email and my account on the forums.
Expect me to register in like 3 months or so with the username "Hydro".
I can't register any time sooner because I have stuff to do in school and I dont have free time.
Hey! I was at PAX! Did you see "Of Dice and Men"? Awesome damned play, gamers everywhere wept in joy.
W (IP: 24.22.10.159) 2010-09-12 18:50:01
So, the kid committed suicide because his mom wouldn't let him play the game? That's hard core!
Thomas64 (IP: 98.230.154.102) 2010-09-13 12:07:18
Hi all at the Blockland forums! And no, the kid died because he was sick and his parents wouldn't take him to the hospital.
Mr.E (IP: 173.168.120.59) 2010-09-13 15:53:43
his mother must be retarded if she didnt realize that he was really still "sick" .
W (IP: 24.22.10.159) 2010-09-13 20:10:30
Man, Thomas that excuse makes no sense whatsoever. Obviously the kid had some deep seated obsession with hospital video games ... and perhaps porn ... and this led him into a downward spiral of hopelessness and erotodepression that could only be solved by a toaster, a handgun, a bathtub full of water and a chipmunk. You know, the more I think about it, the more disturbing this comic becomes.
