Comic Five Second Rule


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The situation: you're watching tv eating crackers of some kind. You drop one and reach down to pick it up, but you actually pick up a different one that has been sitting on the floor for weeks. You do not realize this until your teeth meet soggy dust filled cracker.

What's that? That's never happened to you and the comic makes no sense? Oh. Sorry.

Transcript:
Comic 'Five Second Rule (A Haiku)'

Panel 1
I drop a goldfish.

Panel 2
Recover an older one.

Panel 3
It is centipedes.

Comments

Belogna or many other names (IP: 24.111.25.253) 2011-04-30 14:24:50

What the fuck.

somedude (IP: 91.58.251.19) 2011-04-30 14:32:04

Step 1: Get a cat.

Doctor Doodler (IP: 108.9.175.127) 2011-04-30 14:48:37

The snack that smiles back.

Eksi (IP: 184.99.95.187) 2011-04-30 19:33:22

Five day rule.

. (IP: 67.204.235.99) 2011-04-30 19:40:43

Sorry Badspot
I Was Just Mad Truce?

Ryan (IP: 74.214.236.131) 2011-05-01 04:46:40

Darn. I read them all. What now? T_T

Spocksgirlfriend (IP: 173.184.175.159) 2011-05-01 17:45:05

The horror.

PowerDag (IP: 99.192.1.174) 2011-05-01 21:47:35

I follow the 0-second rule.
Meaning I never eat food off the floor.

TheScout (IP: 24.130.5.25) 2011-05-02 19:36:18

Oh god, this

Zuggy (IP: 98.213.228.247) 2011-05-05 22:55:53

Here's a solution. Eat Cheez-its instead, They're better and harder to drop.

Kniaz (IP: 121.45.84.200) 2011-05-08 02:51:49

Eat air, maybe?

TheScout (IP: 173.8.181.108) 2011-05-22 20:34:00

Shut up Zuggy
Goldfish is fucking delicious

MegaScience (IP: 74.64.75.124) 2011-05-24 17:08:42

Your comics are getting so scary... Like a monologue of your life...

james4115 (IP: 75.132.205.105) 2011-05-26 15:07:08

AND THEN IT WAS CENTIPEDES
AND THEN YOU WERE CENTIPEDES
AND THEN WORLD WAS CENTIPEDES

Mega Bear (IP: 71.72.94.220) 2011-06-12 15:05:55

It's a gold fish. I would still eat the thing.

Goku! (IP: 64.15.89.254) 2011-06-12 18:57:46

Lol, nearly like eating cicedas. o.o

Alpha Command (IP: 58.168.9.107) 2011-06-17 08:12:02

Good thing I have dogs. This will never happen to me :D

Mady02 (IP: 173.67.121.127) 2011-07-18 18:05:25

EWWWWWWW D:

BenCutlery (IP: 50.11.49.92) 2012-02-17 19:42:21

It's the second panel where the REAL comedy genius is.

Dud (IP: 108.33.63.189) 2012-03-02 07:39:02

I never look at goldfish the same way again thanks Badspot.

Morningstar (IP: 98.110.159.211) 2012-04-19 10:03:15

Wow. That is so true. But usually I realize before I eat the gross old one. Bleh.