Panel 1 [Tali and Shepard are looking up at something]
Shepard: It's... a human reaper!
Tali: Keelah!
Tali: How could this happen?
Panel 2 [Cut to a reaper gathering, outside the galaxy]
Reaper A: The plans for the human reaper are due tomorrow!
Reaper A: Quickly, how many optics units do humans have?
Reaper B: Two!
Reaper C: Four!
Reaper A: Very well. We shall compromise.
Panel 3 [Human reaper shown to have three eyes, asymmetrically]
Human Reaper: Durrr...
Comments
Tingalz (IP: 208.102.79.96) 2010-05-30 10:16:46
I never did understand why it had three eyes.
Possesed (IP: 82.131.76.246) 2010-05-30 11:00:02
Durr.
Comr4de (IP: 65.70.51.186) 2010-05-30 11:01:55
Lol
Wolfsite (IP: 24.226.37.228) 2010-05-30 13:30:48
Well in the game one of the dialogues said it was originally based on the Protheans, but when that failed they began converting it into a human reaper.
Narkro (IP: 64.74.213.98) 2010-05-30 19:01:54
Wow, very nice
Floater (IP: 86.142.35.213) 2010-05-31 09:34:44
Of all the things to choose from, I think you were too gentle.
The reapers reduced to a half-finished terminator cosplay powered by human sauce?
And then there is harbinger?
They are just a couple of reasons among many why I thought ME2 was the biggest let down from a sequel Ive ever experienced.
An (IP: 82.114.249.180) 2010-05-31 13:08:35
Awesome
pd (IP: 58.39.26.87) 2010-06-06 23:01:47
I know that's just Shepard's upper lip. But lordy, it looks like she has a mustache.
Badspot (IP: 71.56.158.38) 2010-06-09 11:59:36
There niggers, I changed her lips.
thaladyneko on deviantart (IP: 90.184.19.35) 2010-06-13 13:27:00
I'm pretty sure that most of the people viewing this are "White". Therefore, it wouldn't be that smart to call us niggers.
Clever (IP: 71.231.125.228) 2010-06-22 03:56:27
@God
Uhh.... it would be even LESS smart to call actual black people niggers (with the possible exception of the person doing the calling actually being black, as well...)
White Guy (IP: 75.173.47.107) 2010-06-27 15:26:09
Hey fuck you nigger!
Black Guy (IP: 75.173.47.107) 2010-06-27 15:26:29
That's it punk ass cracker! *Pulls out gun and shoots*
myca (IP: 138.23.220.148) 2010-06-29 13:01:35
holy shit i'm laughing so hard
DURRR (IP: 24.86.122.165) 2010-08-16 08:20:40
HOLY FUK I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD. lol awesome job
Wait... (IP: 134.193.168.120) 2010-09-08 15:53:09
You played Shepard as a girl!?
Badspot (IP: 71.56.158.38) 2010-09-08 21:41:32
>You played Shepard as a girl!?
Hell yeah, I'd much rather look at a girl for 30+ hours. Plus the voice acting is a lot better on femshep.
LOL!Awesome comic. Does anyone else notice that,1. all the reapers in the second box are different species? 2.The human reaper has four eyes?OMG I can't stop playing this game.My older brother is going to make a character,give him a evil name and go fucking totally evil...sorry,"renagade".Go to google and type in ''Mass Effect 2 biggest prick in the galaxy.'' So funny.Then go to YouTube and type in ''Darksydephil mass effect 2 playthrough''Then get ready to fall off your chair laughing! He adds commentary
I know it's a bad user name,(no offence)but his commenary is hilarious!You know how the explination at the beggining that tells you what's happening,how it goes so fast so you can't read it? Fav. line from his commentary-''What the fuck and shit how is anyone supposed to read that?! It's just like the first game!It's so fast! Okay fine, here we go,(LAUGHS)mission 1!'' Also,''Comander Sheperd is dead.Mass Effect 2...emo edition.'' And," Here we go,final boss ! Oh shit it's actually functional!" LOL!
One of the liines from the renegade ending, if you saved the collecter home world and you're having a final chat with the Illusvive Man. The line chosen ''Don't lecture me.'', what she/he actually says,''Sorry,i'm getting alot of bullshit on this end.''(if you're lucky,sometimes this is added on)''Looks like i'll have to try again later''*DISCONECTS AND WALKS AWAY SMIRKING.*
okay,i'm starting to think you don't like my questions. If so sorry. I'm really curious,so sometimes i write...impolite or nosy questions. Sorry!(sad_face)
"I haven't finished it yet. Does anyone have any pointers...for a GIRL BTW."
Sorry, I only have experience playing games as a dude. I have absolutely no idea how a girl would go about playing something. I suppose you could just, I dunno, rub the controller against your chest or something? Would that work?
But seriously, this isn't a forum. It's a comments section, for commenting on the comic. If you just want to chat about your hobbies and your gender, do so in a place suited to such conversation.