Mass Effect Comic Liquification


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This technology will help us in our fight against the reapers.

Transcript:
Mass Effect Comic 'Liquification'

Panel 1
Miranda: Shepard, what should we do with the liquification pods?
Shepard: People died in those pods
Shepard: We need to destroy them

Panel 2
Shepard: But wait!
Shepard: I have a much better idea!

Panel 3
[A liquification pods is converted into a giant smoothie machine]

Comments

Tingalz (IP: 208.102.79.96) 2010-05-15 22:04:35

People die when they are melted.

Onewithfire (IP: 71.115.115.235) 2010-05-15 23:35:50

I lold

Epic (IP: 121.72.152.169) 2010-05-16 02:15:32

Truly Epic. ^_^

Oasis (IP: 174.17.33.200) 2010-05-16 02:55:55

Lol.

Skip (IP: 76.203.110.226) 2010-05-16 02:56:53

I hope they cleaned those out.

King of Losers (IP: 69.138.219.196) 2010-05-16 03:11:10

They're reusing it.

IT'S GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!

Freeze (IP: 90.197.243.148) 2010-05-16 05:40:16

Lold

thaladyneko on deviantart (IP: 90.184.19.35) 2010-05-16 07:07:17

Lol! ...And kinda disgusting..

Masterlegodude (IP: 24.189.106.193) 2010-05-16 07:18:56

I had a good laugh at this and i haven't even played Mass Effect 2 (I haven't even played Mass Effect 1!) :D

Sebster 105 (IP: 81.155.151.107) 2010-05-16 08:11:00

At least I know the future has smoothies

Tingalz (IP: 208.102.79.96) 2010-05-16 10:16:48

I just realized, in the smoothie pod, they're liquefying the skins/stems along with the fruits.

Chronoflect (IP: 68.35.96.209) 2010-05-16 20:31:02

After spending months analyzing the collector base, Cerberus was only able to salvage the liquification pod technology.
TIM was disappoint. =D

Qwepir (IP: 208.102.79.96) 2010-05-16 22:38:01

Wouldn't it still be organic metal smoothies?

dildomarine (IP: 213.122.84.239) 2010-05-17 11:47:00

Yeee.

HellsHero (IP: 74.59.9.146) 2010-05-17 17:43:57

Lol'd.

LordCutlerBeckett (IP: 70.169.117.7) 2010-05-17 18:06:51

Recycling at it's worst.

Flamecannon (IP: 173.60.222.238) 2010-05-17 21:05:18

Don't be shocked to find a bone in there or something.

Let's not forget we can melt chocolate and cheese too.

Legion (IP: 188.25.161.105) 2010-05-18 08:37:22

What's that red stuff, in Miranda's glass? Some leftovers?... :-S

Vv45689 (IP: 72.70.194.82) 2010-05-21 20:20:07

Lol very nice baddy.

MegaScience (IP: 74.64.75.124) 2010-05-27 21:05:04

If only it were logical to suggest you make comics of other games. This is hilarious, but I have never played either of the Mass Effect games. As such, I can't go "LOL! You should totally do *something in Mass Effect 2*."

But, as it stands, the previous statement seems correct: It's melting the WHOLE fruit... icky.

I.PFreely (IP: 75.16.139.9) 2010-05-27 21:46:32

@LordCutlereckett, you mean BEST?
Nomnomnom.

Reactor Worker (IP: 70.138.212.122) 2010-05-30 16:01:16

I think the Turian (Garrus) would get sick if he consumed that. Something about different kinds of acids or something was mentioned.

AT (IP: 189.105.240.192) 2010-06-06 13:47:30

This is really a great idea.
BUT WAIT, ReactorWorker IS RIGHT!
IF GARRUS DRINKS THAT HE'LL DIE, PLZ DON'T LET HE DIE
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
:P

Random Lurker (IP: 74.128.36.236) 2010-06-30 17:22:27

Reactor Worker - I'm glad someone else noticed that. :-) A turian can't eat people, silly comic!

Sithking Zero (IP: 75.27.103.37) 2010-08-31 08:29:55

Here's hoping that Shep REALLY washed out those pods.

Shadowed999 (IP: 98.226.252.84) 2010-09-29 11:52:29

whaaaaa?

5er (IP: 174.32.153.95) 2010-11-25 15:51:01

HAHAHAHAHHA

masseffectgirl (IP: 70.51.238.196) 2011-01-11 15:05:39

Smooties?

Erratum (IP: 207.47.244.130) 2011-01-22 22:23:35

I AM THE VANGUARD OF YOUR FRUIT SMOOTHIE

Alex (IP: 122.163.219.107) 2011-01-29 04:00:15

nice

Agent Washingtub (IP: 142.46.143.127) 2011-01-29 15:04:59

Yeah....I'm probably never going to drink another smoothie again

Doragon (IP: 24.247.113.245) 2011-02-16 21:04:11

Nothing beats the ingenuity of humans.

the1truesushiboy (IP: 74.79.71.200) 2011-10-29 02:35:26

Yum. Liquid rinds, stems, peels, cores, and pits.