Shepard is of course referring to the OSHA compliant high traction coating applied to Miranda's crotch the floor.
Miranda's backup plan was to throw a tantrum and threaten to "not be loyal any more".
Transcript:
Mass Effect Comic 'Worn Down and Dirty'
Panel 1 Miranda: I've cleared the engine room, Shepard. I'll see you there in 5 minutes
Shepard: Miranda, I've been shot at least a dozen times today. I think my body might be 50% medigel. Do you really think I want to roll around on some greasy jagget metal floor just to have PG-13 "sex" with you?
Panel 2 Miranda: Um... Yes?
Panel 3 Miranda: Wheeee!
Shepard: Argh! It's like sandpaper!
Comments
Bloody Mary (IP: 97.125.33.118) 2010-12-04 01:56:50
I like the lesbian parts. Which is the entire comic.
Whoo! If you kept this up, you could easily surpass Penny Arcade some day.
Francis (IP: 70.187.190.240) 2010-12-04 15:12:46
Wheeeee! X)
Joseph (IP: 76.172.86.123) 2010-12-04 16:02:26
The "Wheee!" got me. Just got me. I think I tore something inside laughing.
Durandan (IP: 130.243.190.44) 2010-12-04 16:11:50
Awww, the look on Miranda's face in the second panel. "Wheeee!"? Terrific.
W (IP: 67.171.134.160) 2010-12-04 17:22:56
Ah, man, I didn't get to fem romance Miranda! I did, however, get a sleazy one night stand with my ensign, so it isn't all bad.
Badspot (IP: 67.171.203.122) 2010-12-04 18:24:52
>I didn't get to fem romance Miranda!
Yeah, you pretty much can't without editing the configuration files. You can't lez out with Jack or Tali either (despite Jack stating that she goes both ways and Tali being quite flirtatious).
Your only girl-on-girl options are Kelly, bitter sweet sexual tension with Samara and being mind-raped to death by Morinth.
Awwwh, poor Miranda! XD I actually really like her character overall, but she and MyShep would've had a few confrontations before finally settling into a friendship.
Or this. Preferably in Shep's quarters though, ahah. I always thought the engine room was a bit... conspicuous. Exhibitionist much, Miranda? ;)
2nd panel! Miranda does a puppy face! I really like Miranda!
-Pablo- (IP: 99.138.92.81) 2010-12-06 14:48:04
It's like sandpaper!
Onyx (IP: 75.159.8.163) 2010-12-06 16:02:20
mass effect fan comics: degeneration
Metal (IP: 74.109.202.197) 2010-12-07 03:28:50
It's like sandpaper? OH GOD.
W (IP: 67.171.134.160) 2010-12-07 07:42:30
Yeah, never found Samara attractive, and Tali was my ME series crush, so it was even more painful when you couldn't femmance her.
JG (IP: 190.137.37.167) 2010-12-12 19:57:54
Amo estos comics. <3
Question Mark (IP: 24.185.2.155) 2010-12-15 23:25:21
If I don't speak English, how would I know to type some incomprehensible gibberish in the comments? Or maybe it is some reverse psychology trick to make us English speaking people type gibberish!
Made Nightwing (IP: 143.238.87.63) 2011-01-27 22:15:30
lol, Sarah F****ing Walker. 'Nuff said.
Shamoo (IP: 75.191.242.127) 2011-01-29 00:25:39
I must say, your shepard's quote is probably better than the actual rejection option.
penis (IP: 83.134.101.205) 2011-01-29 13:34:15
i din't know she had a penis?
Jay (IP: 190.148.244.27) 2011-03-12 16:36:50
La miranda esta bien buenota, desde que empeze a jugar el juego tengo fantasias con esa mujer tan rica. And yeah, I do speak english too, but I just found funny that you wanted people to write in spanish, so there you go! Nice comic btw, Miranda is so hot! :)
fucked up dick (IP: 174.124.12.248) 2011-03-19 09:39:16
DRAW NAKED PEOPLE WITH HUDGE DICKS GOING UP VJ'S LOL
I Played ME (IP: 193.86.170.45) 2011-05-29 12:37:32
This comic is wonderful! I wish you luck! = )
Left 4 Dead Francis (IP: 71.231.32.36) 2011-05-31 13:07:12
I hate sandpaper.
Left 4 Dead Bacon (IP: 24.34.76.145) 2011-06-01 23:09:28
