All woman, way above average intelligence, currently wearing my hair just a little longer than a crew cut. When it was long I wore it in the Below Average angle, unless I wore a ball cap, then it needed to be at the Average angle. Unless a woman is unusually beautiful, the Above Average angle just comes off as a spinster type. There may be such a thing as being taken too seriously.

As a girl, I must say the "average" is way more comfortable than the "above average." The "above average" style results in Scratchy Neck Syndrome, and those with extremely long hair (like myself) don't necessarily enjoy having their sleek locks turned into rat's nests as individual hairs gradually get trapped by the collar of a shirt, and balloon outward in all different directions.

Okay, I'm a girl, and I thought this was hilarious. All you girls becoming seriously offended by this just need to CHILL. OUT.

spread the word to end the word !!!
http://www.r-word.org/

(:

Did i say something or are you just being rude and ignoring me?

I'm undeniably an idiot, yet wear my hair at the 'above average' intelligence level. This is primarily because my mommy still dresses me and does my hair. I always tell her to stop trying to make me something I'm not, but does she listen? Never.

Have a nice day everyone.... unless your dicks fall off....

Tails (IP: 79.69.126.41) 2008-08-01 04:36:29
I has never seen a person with the front one :(

well, theoretically there should be someone dumb enough to obscure their entire field of vision with a front pony-tail :)

ROFL :D

I would say attractive-wise, below average is the hottest ponytail position

To Sheezy: It's not! D: This is PSEUDOSCIENCE!!! I will warn the scientific world... >:[
:b

Shepard:wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Miranda:Not again! That's another 600 000 000 000 000 credits. Why do we even bother?

Smooties?

What I ment by the ending changed is that instead of showing the crew repairing the ship you saw Shepard standing infront of a cofin dedicated to Miranda. Yes Miranada died in mine as well. Weird ending.

She does not. Anyways, it's still a really good comic.

Ha,Ha,Ha very funny.

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Its.... kinda true! :)

You are all retarded for laughing a this retarded stereotypical non-joke. The above opinions is a good demonstration of how we cause our own problems.

Let me into your womb, Fiona! D<

Thanks starwarsweirdo. LOL on the parent thing.

hello?!

OMG, the first one just made my day!

Think about Grey's anatomy and how Kristina Yang wears her hair...Definitely above average

If you look at the picture on the left. And you think she's dumb... the problem is that you are coming at her from the wrong direction. You're the dummy. ;)

Eh heh heh. Some people are gonna be really upset over this, but it's just a little jokey joke. :)

Althought I've actually met girls with each of these ponytails.

And I have to say this chart is pretty accurate at least where I used to go to school. XD

As for the front ponytail, it used to be seen in the eighties. And mostly weird bimbos wore it.

okay,now i think you're avoiding answering me.(anoyed_face)

I love this comic. I was playing the scene where kelly and the rest of th crew had been taken but i hadn't noticed my parents were filming me and i was commenting on how stupid the scene was.Anyway, they showed me it afterwards and in the video i found myself saying ''Awww the bitch i was flirting with is dead.Who's going to feed my fish now?Shit!" BTW,masseffectgirl is right.Kelly is supposed to have the Cerberus logo on the shoulder of her uniform.

actually most people that could be called a genius are intelligent mainly in one way, so someone who is a genius @ science, might be terrible at fixing up his/her appearance

Taking this as a /joke/ and not a /judgment/ of every touchy individual ever born, I must say I lolled myself right out of my chair. It's perhaps the funniest thing I've stumbled on yet today. 'Ponytail angle of attack' alone was pretty funny.
I feel obliged to model a theoretical zero-point at some point this year. Just for the lulz.

okay,i'm starting to think you don't like my questions. If so sorry. I'm really curious,so sometimes i write...impolite or nosy questions. Sorry!(sad_face)

hello?

if your girl is wearing her hair to the side - she's batshit insane - and if you don't know that yet - you probably wear a mullet....

Interesting.

notice how most cheerleaders wear the 3rd on...

Shrimper....I agree! LOL

Never mind, i had to finish it today. I did the same as you at the end and survived.The end changed though.

Go to East Carolina University. You'll see the retarded ponytail like its going out of style!

Holy shit, my comments. I hate myself and am listening to the song on my player now.

We need one of the rarely seen "side of the head" pony tail, a la Lady Sovereign.

Above average, fuck year.

FOR SCIENCE!!

I really need some help! I wasn't full paragon when i did jacks loyalty mission,so i couldn't do the paragon speech option in the dispute with jack and miranda.Now miranda isn't loyal.I'm really closd to full paragon but,i've already aquiered the reaper iff and all the crew is gone.I tried talking to my team to get paragon points,but it didn't give me enough. So now miranda is unloyal and i don't want that to carry over to ME3. Please help!!

hello?

Let me in your womb!!! (if you played the game you know this phrase.)

i'm above average

I find Miranda to be pretty ugly

I tend to wear the last one, but every now and then will wear a low side ponytail to work. Chew on that for awhile.

Beautiful, and very nice treatment of the stars and clouds; reminds me of a line from Aldiss, "and through the wisps of cloud, the stars shone with a terrible urgency."

that is so true!

im retarded WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ya use to know someone with the ponytail straight up above her head and we used to call her pineapple head cause it looks like the shape of a pineapple, and yes she was and is still not so bright.

shit heads

That last one is my "omg this is so cool and my hair is in my way" ponytail. We nerdy girls have better things to do than attempt to make our hair defy gravity.

I am 'above average'. :3

glad to know I'm above average! I usually wear my hair down but if I feel it's in my face then I just pull it back low.

Basically, ponytails suck. LET YOUR HAIR OUT, WHOOOOO !

en que categoria entro yo???...odio usar cosas en el pelo...por ende lo uso suelto

this is t-shirt material for pissing off people! :D

Chrissy from Three's Company!

I'm with Derp.

People need to relax these days...

A side pony tail should be somewhere between below average and retarded.

Theoretical zero point.

At this very moment, my hair is in a low ponytail. Woohoo!!!

Hahaha :D Although I don't think she looks unintelligent :) http://www.howtogeek.com/geekers/shirley+manson.jpg

Anyone who tries to argue against this diagram is not only a girl themselves (obviously, only a woman would take offense to this), but has no sense of humor whatsoever.

sorry for my french use REVERSO
HO MON DIEU IL S'ACCOUPLE AVEC LE SOL!

''APPLAUSE'' ''oooooooo'' ''APPLAUSE''

cool caveman lol

on my country the cookie monster is '' MACARON '' XD
(in france)

woooooow too cool you drew with pc???

what if it's on your butt? even more intelligent?

(that's where ponies have their tails!)

what does this say about sumo wrestlers?

We need more images like this.

and very accurate

this smart girl in my class has the above average ponytail

@GavinSpaceFace

Word.

@GavinSpaceFace

Word.

Is hardcore really that bad?

@ColdCatcher, stop typing with capitals for every word you damn retard.

This theory is 100% correct and scientifically proven.

Theorethical Zero Point = The Higgs-Boson of Ponytails.

Damn... Now I'm gonna think about this every time I see a ponytail

Side ponytail = retarded, but thinks she's cool/unique.

@Erythros

if you look she kicked both his balls and the area that separates his BALLS OF PURE STEEL, he is cringing because the area of separation sadly did not receive the same treatment as his BALLS OF THE FINEST STEEL

Sideways ponytail??

Did she died?

I want to see another one comparing men and how much their pants hang down past their waist!

I'm 12 and what is this?

ROFL!

Disagree with 2nd from right. Only girls I saw wear this hairstyle was in Australia and as I used to have long hair myself, realise it's the best way to keep cooler in the hot weather.

I could have sworn that the last panel changed.
I thought it was just "The embryo"

That the wearer may not be retarded, but they sure look dumb as hell.

I just noticed that if you read the panels in the order of 2-1-3, the woman becomes a heartless consumer.
Who donates to cancer research.

The "Below average" hairstyle, is probably more so used by people like me who otherwise couldn't keep their thick curly hair from driving them crazy.. which I don't find stupid at all.

If you guys haven't guessed already (this is to those who are getting offended by a silly internet picture. Really? Grow up) How many women do you see with low-tapered ponytails? The nerdy ones with flat hair. It's a stereotype that many movies, cartoons, etc play on, and people give into.

The "Retarded" hairstyle works great when applying makeup, washing your face, keeping your hair out of newly pierced ears (Though I imagine a good headband would do the same.) But I can't say I've seen anyone older than five or so actually wear their hair like that in public, because.. well.. they'd look retarded.

Yes, let's make generalizations about individuals' intelligence based upon their hairstyles. Apparently I become more intelligent as the day wears on. You should submit this to a scientific journal, as it would probably win you some shiny medal. Mutter.